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Six years of roasting the people who pay us2019 → 2026

It started when the planes stopped.

Ryanair used to tweet like every other airline: gate changes, apologies, refund forms. Then COVID grounded the fleet, there was nothing left to sell, and in 2021 the account was handed to a 20-something with two rules: no jokes about safety, don't laugh at the Queen. Everything else was fair game. Here are the receipts.

2019–2020 · the before. A normal, corporate, slightly boring airline account, grounded by COVID and fighting a €1.2bn refund backlog. Planes it couldn't fly, customers it couldn't please. So it stopped trying to please them.
2021They hired a 20-something, killed the corporate voice, and started roasting their own customers.
A customer asked about Ryanair’s endless surprise fees.
If we told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.
X · 2021 (date approx.)
Someone complained the seats were too tight.
It's a seat, not a pair of jeans.
X · 2021 (date approx.)
2022The troll account goes fully viral. A February run made Ryanair the savage airline, and the celebrity jabs began.
A passenger asked if the planes have USB charging ports.
yeah, they're just under the seat massage function.
X · Feb 2022
Someone claimed Ryanair planes rarely take off.
we only had 2,148 flights take off yesterday tbf, Jason.
X · Feb 2022
On Novak Djokovic’s Australia visa-deportation saga.
We're not an airline but we do fly planes #Djokovic
X · Feb 2022
Unprompted, on the meme that Leonardo DiCaprio never dates anyone over 25.
We haven't seen Leo DiCaprio in 12 years 🤔
X · Aug 2022
A user announced: “I am a dedicated Ryanair hater.”
That's called being unemployed, Dan.
X · Sep 2022
An early hair-transplant gag, a full year before the Harry Styles one.
Very sad. Unrelated, we fly to Turkey.
X · Aug 2022
2023Peak. A relentless run of legroom and windowless-seat roasts. Then the mastermind walked out in October.
A 5ft 7in passenger posted his knees jammed into the seat: “I’m only 5ft 7in @Ryanair.”
You going to update your Tinder profile then?
X · Mar 202365K likes · 7.5M views
A tall passenger complained about legroom in camo trousers that made his legs vanish into the seat.
6'3" with no legs, impressive.
X · Mar 202341K likes · 5M views
An Irish meteorologist tweeted from his honeymoon that he’d booked a window seat with no window.
She's regretting marrying someone who can't read the fine print.
X · May 202327K likes · 7.7M views
A ~2m-tall student begged for bigger seats “without paying 20 quid,” with a cramped-legs photo.
↳ photoshopped him into a baby’s car seat.
X · Jul 20231.5M views
A passenger complained about legroom while photographed in jean shorts.
You're literally wearing jorts.
Jorts can cause swelling, it's on the label.
X · Jul 2023
A woman compared her train window to a Ryanair “window” seat, in big sunglasses.
Alright, Bono.
X · Aug 20233.1M views
After a boarding-stairs gripe, a passenger said “I’ll bring my own stairs next time.”
Bring your own plane next time too.
X · Oct 2023~24M views
A customer paid €12 for a “window seat” that turned out to have no window.
read that again, but slowly
… then, to her hand-drawn window doodle: “but not your art skills.”
X · Nov 2023
Quote-posting a photo of Harry Styles’ freshly shaved head.
Interesting. In other news, we fly to Turkey.
X · Nov 16 2023
2024The formula outlived its creator, and it started roasting celebrities and whole countries too.
Selena Gomez announced a social-media break, then posted again within a day.
If "I'm never flying Ryanair ever again" was a person.
X · Jan 2024
A passenger complained their exit-row seat had no window.
↳ reposted it with the tiny window on the emergency-exit door circled in pen.
X · Feb 2024~55M viewsshouted out on Jimmy Fallon
An American posted a loaded buffet plate: “the European mind can’t comprehend this.”
This is why we don't fly to America.
X · Apr 2024
Another “booked a window seat with no window” complaint.
staring at it won't change it.
X · Apr 2024
A passenger vowed: “I’ll come with my own legroom next time.”
Come with your own plane next time.
X · May 2024
2025On autopilot, and now it roasts the entire world, not just its own customers.
A man posted his Hinge dating bio, which listed “Ryanair” as his most irrational fear, and asked the airline to rate it.
This is why you're single.
X · Nov 2025 · went viral across India
2026Same formula, new enemies. Even Elon Musk got a seat sale.
Elon Musk called Ryanair’s CEO “an utter idiot” after he rejected Starlink. Ryanair launched a mock sale.
100,000 seats for just €16.99 in our Great Idiots seat sale. Buy now before Musk gets one!
X · Jan 2026
A passenger posted a cramped-seat photo: “Cheers Ryanair, I didn’t ask for a private suite.”
And we didn't ask for a picture.
X · Jan 202699K likes in hours

And it worked.

The roasting isn't despite the business. It is the business.

Last
of 14 short-haul airlines for satisfaction. Which?, 2026. 13 years running.
€2.26bn
record net profit, FY2026. Europe's most profitable airline.
208M
passengers last year. The most-flown airline in Europe.
2.8M
TikTok followers. More than six big rivals combined.

The customer is always
the butt of the joke.

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A note from the human who built this

I've never had a good Ryanair flight. Nobody has. But somewhere around the fifth "read that again, but slowly," I realised I didn't want an apology from them. I wanted to be roasted by them.

So I read five years of their replies until I could hear the voice, and built the thing I actually wanted. No affiliation, no app, no €75 bag fee. Just you, a complaint, and a boarding pass to nowhere.

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